Porsche Recalls 1,700 Cars Due To Axles and Wheels LITERALLY Falling Off

"PatBateman" (PatBateman) 05/23/2018 at 11:44 • Filed to: Porsche Recall, See I Wasn’t Lying, No You Shut Up

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Porsche Cars North America, along with the United States Consumer Product Safety Commission, jointly issued the recall on May 22. It hasn’t been seen in the media as of yet. Although no one has been injured from the defects, Porsche is REFUNDING owners the full price of the car to get them out of the public’s hands. See article below:

You know what? Before we get to the article, I am SHOCKED that this hasn’t been posted by Jalopnik yet.

Is Stef getting paid by Ze Germans to keep this quiet?

How about PG?

Oh, that’s Patrick George, Editor in Chief-Grand Pooba.

Or Ryan Felton, maybe?

Anyway, it’s irresponsible. Here’s the article:

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For Sweden > PatBateman 05/23/2018 at 11:49

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Aggressive weight savings

404 - User No Longer Available > PatBateman 05/23/2018 at 11:52

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Manufactured In:

Poland

Since when did FSO started contracted Porsche manufacturing?

PatBateman > For Sweden 05/23/2018 at 11:53

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I hope they got splinters when making them.

PatBateman > 404 - User No Longer Available 05/23/2018 at 11:53

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¯\_()_/¯

My bird IS the word > PatBateman 05/23/2018 at 11:55

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“german engineering”. It’s almost like Mattel is designing their cars.

PatBateman > My bird IS the word 05/23/2018 at 11:58

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German engineering, applied by Polish workers. The quality really got whittled away.

Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney > PatBateman 05/23/2018 at 12:14

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Didn’t know you could buy a Porsche with a Guns ‘n Roses frontman equipped which could then fall off!

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > PatBateman 05/23/2018 at 13:25

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How is that even possible these days, with real engineers, oh wait....

PatBateman > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney 05/23/2018 at 14:19

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Mr. Rose takes offense to this completely accurate insinuation.

Die-Trying > PatBateman 05/23/2018 at 15:25

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